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The Dirty Secrets Club – Meg Gardiner

In 4 Stars, Book Review, Fiction on May 31, 2009 at 2:01 pm

According to Stephen King, “If you read Sue Grafton, Lee Child, Janet Evanovich, Michael Connelly, or Nelson DeMille, you’re going tothink Meg Gardiner is a gift from heaven.”

Well, I don’t read any of those authors.  But, that’s why there’s a difference between “if” and “only if.”  With a name like The Dirty Secrets Club, the book had better deliver, and it does.

San Francisco is plagued with a string of high profile, intensely bizarre suicides, such as a popular fashion designer killing his lover and setting himself on fire, or a U.S. attorney driving off a bridge, killing herself and a number of others.  So how does the SFPD respond?

Well, normally there wouldn’t be much of a response at all.  The perp is dead.  You can have serial murderers, but not serial murder-suiciders.  That’s sort of a one shot deal.

But, when all the deaths become linked to the mysterious Dirty Secrets Club, they do what any good police department would do, they call in a forensic psychologist!  Why not?  Enter Jo Beckett, a specialist in creating psychological profiles of the dead to answer just why they ended up that way.

How convenient for her that there’s suddenly a practical use for her job.  I bet it was getting tough to pay the bills.  But, it’s well worth accepting the fantasy element and suspending disbelief to get drawn into the fantastically original thrillride Gardiner has created.

Before writing, Gardiner was a lawyer in a small commercial litigation firm, and then taught legal writing at Stanford.  She has had a successful writing career in the UK, but only more recently got her break in the US.  The story goes like this: Stephen King was going on a trip and wanted a book to read on the plane, so Penguin sent him a box of some of their new releases, and he picked up one of Gardiner’s novels and was instantly hooked.  But why did he choose hers in the first place, out of so many other choices, any number of which were probably quite excellent?  To what does Meg Gardiner owe this lucky break?

The font was easier to read.

Yeup, that’s what got her the endorsement of one of the world’s most popular writers.

But, in any font, The Dirty Secrets Club is a winner.  I’m giving it four stars:

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P.S.  I met Meg Gardiner at an event at the Tribeca Barnes and Noble.  She noticed that something about me seemed sad and lifeless.  I told her I was there taking a break from studying for the bar exam.  It’s almost as if she could sense it.

Free-Range Chickens – Simon Rich

In 4 Stars, Book Review, Nonfiction on May 30, 2009 at 1:17 am

“This is a joke book that I wrote.  Nothing in it is real.  It’s just some things that I made up.”

That pretty well sums up Free-Range Chickens, the latest book from Harvard Grad (and Lampoon editor), Simon Rich, who is currently a writer for Saturday Night Live.  Chickens is a collection of short jokes, mostly in the form of dialogue, that goes on a journey from early childhood through adult life, and ends with some thoughts on animals and God.

Chickens is light, quick, mostly clean, and funny in a way that will be pretty universally appealing.  Don’t plan on learning any good jokes to tell from it though.  Most would be awkward if spoken, and work far better on the page:

Terrifying childhood experience

–Got your nose!

–Please just kill me.  Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster.

If you liked that, you’ll like the rest.  If not, then you probably won’t like any of it.  And, you probably suck and should not interact with normal people.

However, at $17 it’s pretty pricey for just 129 pages, only a few of which are more than half-filled.  If you read as slow as I do, it’ll take about an hour.  You could go see all 96 minutes of Up in 3D for $15 instead.  Still, I’d recommend Free Range Chickens, with how short it is you can easily loan it out to your friends and be sure of a quick return.

Despite its short comings, I’m giving this one 4 stars:

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P.S.  I picked up a signed copy from Barnes and Noble in Tribeca.  They may still have some there.

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